Now let em hear you say it: I can do it!
Say it a little louder now!
A little softer now.
Now say it like you’re in an old-fashioned movie.
Now say it like a cartoon mouse.
Now say it like a cartoon mouse in Spanish.
Now say it like a drunk Chinese woman.
Audience Member: Yeeeeah. Are you really married to uh, to uh, Tom Cruise?
Nicole Kidman: Yep. Yep, I am.
Audience Member: Where the hell is he?
Chris Farley : Hi Nicole! Hey, when, uh, Tom Cruise gets here I was wondering if, uh, if he could sign my Top Gun jacket?
Nicole Kidman: No. Um, Chris, Tom isn’t coming tonight. Okay? So this is my show! Lorne—yeah?
Lorne Michaels: Nicole, do you know when Tom is getting here?
Nicole Kidman: Okay, okay. Look, let me see what I can do…
—Nicole Kidman’s Risky Business Dance Spoof, SNL 1993.
