Now let em hear you say it: I can do it!
Say it a little louder now!
A little softer now.
Now say it like you’re in an old-fashioned movie.
Now say it like a cartoon mouse.
Now say it like a cartoon mouse in Spanish.
Now say it like a drunk Chinese woman.
Audience Member: Yeeeeah. Are you really married to uh, to uh, Tom Cruise?
Nicole Kidman: Yep. Yep, I am.
Audience Member: Where the hell is he?
Chris Farley : Hi Nicole! Hey, when, uh, Tom Cruise gets here I was wondering if, uh, if he could sign my Top Gun jacket?
Nicole Kidman: No. Um, Chris, Tom isn’t coming tonight. Okay? So this is my show! Lorne—yeah?
Lorne Michaels: Nicole, do you know when Tom is getting here?
Nicole Kidman: Okay, okay. Look, let me see what I can do…
—Nicole Kidman’s Risky Business Dance Spoof, SNL 1993.
Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig hosting Saturday Night Live.
STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT KRISTEN IS GONNA HOST SNL!!!